The Guild of Kallusion.... needs a name.
: man 30. sep 2013, 02:25
To all members of the yet to be named association of ours, I have a small message from our honored guild master. Apparently we have been draining our funds rather heavily lately and we're lacking resources to progress with our more long sight plans, however it is not my plan to beg of gold coins, instead I have laid some plans for our future improvement. What we're in need off is some creative advertisement, seemingly the people of Kallusion and the Honorable and Grand Cekron (which will eternally be guided by the gods of our happy gods) do not know of our existence. Despite of our recent and very successful task, which was carried out by Yours Truly and brought the guild great glory, the people still lack knowledge about us. I have pondered how this came to pass and it dawned on me that our name is bland, for such a merry band of brothers we do lack something to rally under. I quickly came to the conclusion that we're unable to amass fame as long as we have a name such as this, we need something that will be remember even by the simple peasantry and their even simpler maids. Something that can be whispered from person to person with a sense of nearly endless awe.
So! Instead of choosing something a fitting name myself, I want all of you to chirp in with your suggestions. For the few illiterate members of the Guild that will have something to suggest, you will be able to find me in my newly appointed office where you personally will be able to hand the suggestion. Oh, and a word of advice to the same individuals, we do not approve of vile language or even suggestive idea. Whenever you have time we will be more than happy to vote for the name it will be done with great care.
Also, send a few prayers to whatever gods you worship to our comatose guild leader. The clerks of the office and Yours Truly will send her a kind thought as soon as we have finished counting the treasury.
The smell that recently emerged from my laboratory is to be disregarded at all cost, I just finished some light experiments and seemingly the catalyst had a slight odor.
(Some with your suggestions.)
So! Instead of choosing something a fitting name myself, I want all of you to chirp in with your suggestions. For the few illiterate members of the Guild that will have something to suggest, you will be able to find me in my newly appointed office where you personally will be able to hand the suggestion. Oh, and a word of advice to the same individuals, we do not approve of vile language or even suggestive idea. Whenever you have time we will be more than happy to vote for the name it will be done with great care.
Also, send a few prayers to whatever gods you worship to our comatose guild leader. The clerks of the office and Yours Truly will send her a kind thought as soon as we have finished counting the treasury.
The smell that recently emerged from my laboratory is to be disregarded at all cost, I just finished some light experiments and seemingly the catalyst had a slight odor.
(Some with your suggestions.)